March 2012
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Anonymous asked: Wow Dave! Your roomates bleeding...
brainbent:
oh anon
anon you wound me
imagine me putting my trembling hands over my devastated heart
the only thing smarting more than my delicate sugar spun feelings right now is the english language itself
jesus fuck man did you beat up mla manuals for practice or something
next thing you know there will be some talking head on CNN reporting the psychic backlash that just rocked the...
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brainbent:
“dave who do you get mail from”
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bro sends me a bunch of crap every week about how hes doing
except he writes as small as he can in fucking pink glitter pen just because he knows i cant read that shit without looking retarded
and like
how do you even get glitter pen in jail
who smuggles it in and why and in what orifice
still the idea of bro swapping smokes for someone elses...
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February 2012
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sillyslardy:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
are you trying to imply that i cut? or maybe that im depressed because im on tumblr all the time and have no friends omg thats really offensive. what if i really did cut then what would you do? there are people out there that really do cut and have depression and...
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
shaina why aren’t you on aim
i really should have seen if anyone wanted to collaborate with me but it’s too late and i’m not even done with the chapter i was on a week ago and i’m stuck and i can’t fucking breathe and my computer chose this week of all the weeks ever to fuck up even more than usual and i don’t think i can do this
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of fucking course the first thing i see is something about the new update i presume
I AM GOING TO KILL EVERYTHING
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everybodyska replied to your photo: help i’m running out of names for cartman to call…
street rat. like aladdin.
just a little snack guys
Watchseslidusunenadam:
It’s wrooooooooonnnggg..!
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every time i think about the maintenance on southparkstudios i start to hyperventilate
what if they release stuff about the episodes early
thelocalpaedo:
jesusjack:
what would jesus do
become a gamer girl
in other news, i have two days until this rough draft’s due and i keep listening to i’ll make a man out of you on repeat and making lyrics that fit into the situation instead of actually working
mature adult of the year award right here
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people will find an excuse to complain about everything won’t they
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the best thing about waking up early is the history channel plays actual history channel sometimes and not swamp alien picker ice road truckers with larry the cable guy
petition for gabourey sidibe to star in shithead: the motion picture (needs one million)
i feel like so many people are going to automatically assume that my fic’s going to be “glee done right” or something when the glee club are pretty much the main antagonists minus kenny and a couple of other kids
actually that pretty much is glee done right because the showchoir was a bunch of fucking arrogant dickasses at my high school
mpreg stan anon is the banksy of the south park fandom
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im doing it
where MANKIN THIS HAPEN
great injustices in the academy of motion picture arts and sciences
corey stoll wasn’t nominated
jonah hill was
well ryan seacrest’s a douche so whatever
#teamsacha
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Homestuck Troll Survey!
thehouseofpun:
Ok, it’s time to fuse my love of statistics and Homestuck. If you’re reading this and you’re a fan of Homestuck first of all, go you, secondly, please reblog this adding:
1: Your favourite troll
2: Your least favourite troll
(Optional) 3: The troll you find most attractive
At some point I will seek this out, collect all the data and make some awesome piecharts.
Thank...
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i also started watching downton abbey last night and i’m already obsessed with it
i just
i love
EVERYONE
garyoldmanintheprofessionalscreamingEVERYONE.gif
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things i still need to do to my fic in a week:
all the things
things i did to my fic today
picked out a couple of songs i might want to include on the soundtrack
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broflovskiing:
roxylalonde:
and slowly, the survivors of the massacre of karkat-sollux village began to repopulate
but the darkness was also surely, but slowly returning
the elders of the village knew this
so they held a meeting
and decided that a sacrifice will be offered if the evil that destroyed their village long ago should ever return
eggs i think youre getting too emotionally...
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when did the memo come around that ragecomics are the funniest things on the planet cause i seem to have not gotten one
studies show a 500% increase in blood pressure when tumblr savior ceases to work properly
