January 2012
425 posts
if i don’t have a hangover tomorrow it’ll be a new years miracle
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Cartman: And I'm here, Goddess Earthly Delight. So this is the first meeting of our club for teens who have gotten their periods. We're supposed to talk about our periods. And boys. Let's talk about boys first. I think Craig is pretty cool, but I don't think Clyde is very cool.
Kyle: I think Clyde is kind of cool, but Craig is definitely cooler than Clyde.
Kenny: Yes, I agree. I think Craig is a thousand times as cool as Clyde. There doesn't really seem to be a doubt.
everybodyska:
apparently I have a moirail brorail now
lol
i am the brorail
its me
how did i miss that in pandemic kenny said he was “going to get laid for the first time on saturday”
jesus christ dude
ugh why does everyone on my dash have a life
“what if i become suicidal or an alcoholic like grampa”
STAN
STAN JUST
NO
nuoh my god
December 2011
408 posts
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a game i like to play is going through memebase or 9gag or a website of that nature and seeing how long i can go without laughing
the best part about it is i win EVERY TIME
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everybodyska:
basstrip:
zillybutts:
so if tavros/gamzee/dave were a ship, would it be called
peanut butter jelly time
fuck
son of a bitch
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oh goddamn it
i think i made hank hill in the sims 3 instead of clyde’s dad
whoops
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shaina: everyone keeps reblogging that thing about
shaina: how once homestuck is done hussie will hide for a few years and then bring homestuck back again panel by panel
shaina: what I think he will do
shaina: when homestuck is done
shaina: is that
shaina: he'll go into town
shaina: every day
shaina: dressed as john egbert
shaina: and buy a loaf of bread
shaina: and then take it to the park
shaina: divide it up and feed it to the birds
shaina: and quietly whisper the lyrics to how do I live
SIGN…,..„„………„……,.,.
that’s a hoax you guys
i’ve logged out several times because i have another blog i don’t post south park or homostuck in and nothing’s happened to me yet
Sometimes I wonder what people do with their...
spiswatchingyou:
youwillrespectmyauthoritah:
I mean this :
No offence but why is this in South Park tag ?
I. I can’t understand. Maybe there is a reference I didn’t get ?
AHAHAHAH OH GOD THOSE PEOPLE ARE HILARIOUS
No seriously look you don’t see.
It’s a cosplay of
Mr Mackey
writtenineverlastingink:
vote tumblr/missing e for angstiest ship ever
there’s a particular fic on ff.net (which i will not name because i don’t even know who reads this anymore)
featuring my OTP
that i want to read
that i have TRIED to read
that seems like a really good premise
but every other word is misspelled and there’s wrong punctuation all over the place and i just want to cry
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headcanon favorite movies:
stan: the dark knight or remember the titans (but nobody knows about that except kyle)
kyle: silence of the lambs.
cartman: triumph of the will. (or avatar.)
kenny: the big lebowski, pineapple express and requiem for a dream.
butters: hentai.
craig: anything by tarantino. also 2001 and eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. (i think he’d be a giant movie snob...
“why aren’t you on AIM
i have fangirl things i need to whine about”
– a text i actually just sent
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4thjuly1996:
i don’t have ships
i have a fucking naval fleet
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“have you even seen chef goes nanners”
– things i say way more often than i should
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gamzee was walkin2 skewl wit his bf tavros n they were crossin da rode. he sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr” he said “NO..”“ da juggalo cryed N ran across da rode b4 da vriska came on the sine. gam was cryin and went to pic up his body. he was ded. he whispered 2 tavs corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv him moar den...
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straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great
kenny mccormick: boobs are great
Person: Cannibal the Musical eh? Sound interesting. What's it about
Me: Just a buncha gay miners
Person: What?
Me: gay miners
Me: very gay miners
Person: so it's like a porn thing?
Me: no it's just gay
Me: really gay
Me: wait where are you going come back
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kanayastaringhungrilyatthings:
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me: doc scratch
me: more like
me: cockblock scratch
shaina: cock snatch
me: my webcam is fucking up so i can't take a picture of it
me: but
me: I HAVE FAYGO
shaina: fuck YOU
aw man i was hoping to be all caught up before it updated again
wah
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i am actually the most annoying person on the planet
now that i’ve made that expect me to use it all the time
for everything
ever
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everybodyska replied to your post: whoops i said i wouldn’t talk about hamsteak…
you’re adorable hohohohooh
seriously
this time last year
“south park is an okay show”
“ew fanfiction why”
“all fanfiction is porn”
“why do people slash”
“i’m never posting fanart ever”
“hamsteak is annoying”
now:
SOUTH PARK SOUTH PARK MATT AND TREY HAMSTEAK FANART EVERYWHERE LOOK AT MY FANFICTION THAT I DON’T WRITE PORN IN BECAUSE...
whoops i said i wouldn’t talk about hamsteak ships
then again this summer i said i’d never read any more hamsteak so who the fuck am i other than a giant hypocrite fangirl