jane crocker is the sunshine of my life and i love meenah peixes more than i love you.
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also if you completely vilify wendy for no good reason i have negative five billion respect points for you
If You Write Like This In Your Fic Summary You Should Never Be Allowed On The Internet
pitchblack-the-nightmare-king:
- Having a Beginning
- Having an Ending
- But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
- HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
- WHAT IS A PLOT
- WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
- WHAT IS WRITING
And most importantly:
- HOW DO I TITLE
can’t forget:
- HOW DO I NAME
Lol
(via amporasbutt)
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
(via meelo-green)
actually all i do anymore is talk about asoiaf so i guess i’ll try to cast sp characters
obvs bebe and kenny are cersei and jaime
butters is mirrorverse joffrey
cartman is robert
wendy is lyanna MARGAERY
craig is stannis
red is melisandre
stan is renly
kyle is loras
mr. mackey is one of the maesters
but who the fuck would everyone else be
if cartman was the one who died/resurrected all the time i would’ve called him Beric Cartdarrian and now i’m kind of sad he isn’t
